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| Tuesday, August 26, 2008 |
Dear Amir,
Selamat hari lahir ke 19...maaf, lewat wish bukan sebab sengaja..tapi terlupa...klu Amir ade, mesti dh tinggi mcm Hakim...mesti dh masuk kolej ke...takpun masuk MLVk...ataupun kene paksa masuk PLKN...
Nk cite laa skit ape kitorg buat masa besday Amir ni....tepat jam 12, ade alarm bunyi..mengingatkan besday Amir...see..i told u..i din forget...well a bit laaa....in the morning...lepas papa, mama n kak dhira pi keje...me n HD kemas umah b4 pi merendamkan diri kt 3K MPSJ....2j dlm tu benar2 membakar lemak2 yg kurang degil..hehe..ingat lagi masa kita belajar swimming kt kolam renang UPM..hehehe..terkapai2 kita dua org kan..heheh
lepas penat menyelam....xleh tido..kene angkat kain..sbb cuaca yg xmenetu..tetiba je leh ujan kan...erm...so dgn HD main CS n me watching DVD, kitorg buat hal sendiri..smpi ke jam 4ptg..kitorg bizi2 siapkan diri sbb nk pi HSM...actually it was me yg teruja sangat...btw, nk gak bgtau Amir..sebnarnye kitorg pi ni atas keikhlasan sorg teman yg sanggup menengeluarkan sejumlah wang semat2 nk bg peluang pd sy yg sentiasa xde duit ni tgk...setiap kali dia SMS...sy akan bgtau dia THANX A LOT!
So...dlm kul 5pm camtu..HD n I pi lepak kt tmpt western food kegemaran Papa..hahaha...seriyes, mmg kegemaran kitorg sefamily...n i told KD utk makan2 siap2 sbb salah sorg dr my fren kata..makan kt situ mahal2 belaka..tapi kitorg xtau ghopenye kt dlm tu ade la jual sikit barang2 yg tak aaa mahal mana kecuali merchandise dr HSM....
ade sikit pix nk kongsi kt sini....
pose tix
  after show.... di mana saya???
  the merchandises....klu dlm wallet/purse xde rm500..baik pendam je hasrat nk beli tu... makanan plg instant utk di dapati pd jam 12tgh malam....
NEway, Happy Birthday Amir...that's the only thing yg penting...xde yg lain...and ade sebab kitorg pi tgk HSM: Ice tour masa ni..sbb utk meraikan birthday Amir laa....xde sapa leh ganti tempat Amir di hati kitorg....nobody, not even Dayang, Mawi, Ina, Ikin, Tam-one, Wer, Stacy, Riz or Nub...nobody.....Semoga Amir aman di SANA.... AMIN......
 HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY AMIR. WE GONNA MISS YOU!
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-Adios Amigos-
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| HANGINNYEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR |
| Friday, August 15, 2008 |
Hi all...
Online pagi ni hajat cuma nk check email, forum (both Api and Cari) tapi...di kejutkan dengan berita di bawah....
Poof! Next `Harry Potter' flick moves to summer
By DAVID GERMAIN
AP Movie Writer
terpaksa laaa makan hati sambil tgk gambar2 kat bawah ni.....
~not in a good mood 2day....wanna cry out loud.....
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-Adios Amigos-
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| Thursday, August 14, 2008 |
Monday,August 11, 2008
Dearest Lee ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey At the mental hospital and I saw you Drive over My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Sly enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll be keeping The results of that blood-sample as a memento. You should probably also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur.
Go drown yourself,
Iylia Z
Tuesday,August 12, 2008
Dearest Silvy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey Under the bus and I saw you Drive over My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll be keeping Your suicide note as a memento. You should probably also know that I Will try to forget that you broke my heart and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Draco Malfoy-wannabe
Wednesday,August 13, 2008
Dearest As,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey Under a street light and I saw you Drive over My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Sly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll be keeping Your suicide note as a memento. You should probably also know that I Will try to forget that you broke my heart and You should get that embarrassing rash checked.
Good luck in jail,
Cristiano Ronaldo-bed partner
Thursday, August 14,2008
Dearest farfar,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey As you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you Drive over My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That I may pee my pants. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll be keeping Your suicide note as a memento. You should probably also know that I Will try to forget that you broke my heart and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
With tears of sadness,
Your Long-lost Ultraman sister
jgn terkejut......ni bukan keje gile ke hape...thx to Silvy...dia yg perkenalkan fill-in-the-blank game ni.....cuba ler...
Before beginning, pick a friend, any friend, and then choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Enjoy.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - gave my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - ...the apartment building may be on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whisky - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Italy -- Ciao, baby
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness
Now, FILL IT IN ..
Dearest (Friend) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll be keeping ___9___ as a memento.
You should probably also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.
___12___,
(Your name)
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-Adios Amigos-
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| malam jumpa Nubhan, Pagi kene kejut ngan Nubhan, tido petang pun kene kejutan NUBHAN.....apekejadah ni?!?!?! |
| Monday, August 11, 2008 |
Hi semua.....amacam, dh dinner?? klu dah, bagus laa...yg belum tu, kenapa xmkan? DIet ke?? hehehe...nk cite laa kisah2 di malam hari...dun worry...xde klasifikasi 18 dan ke atas...sume U je....malam ku di temani kucing kesayangan, si Nubhan...dulu ade Felix n Mawi, namun mereka sudah 3 tahun tiada..... btw, diorg2 ni laa yg menemani malam2 ku....mungkin sbb belaian ku, diorg ni kene di urut sebelum tido, klu x, mesti di kaco....hangin je...
Ni satu video utk tonton semua....
ape2pun...die ni jugak penggerak pagi ku....die dgr alarm dulu dr semua org...and dia ni gak laaa yg kejutkan utk bgn pagi (sbb die pun nk ke "tandas".hahahaha)
tapi kisah yg paling besh skali nk citer kt korang berlaku lebey kurang jam 2.50 camtu laaa...sedang aku dlm usaha utk tidur petang (time kasih pada doktor yg beri ubat cepat tido pd ku), kuar lagu chipsmunk menandakan pemanggil yg tidak dikenali...lantas kutekan punat Answer.....
C-Caller
M-Me
C: Hello, boleh bercakap ngan Maxxwu??
M: (sapo plak ni??) Ye,bercakap
C: Happy Birthday Maxx
M: (terkejut) Huh?!?!?
C: x kenal ke???
M: maaf, xberapa cam laa....
ghope2nye.............
 mamat ni call.....
isk3x..berdebar jantung ku....ade laa tny soklan sikit2...dan perbualan berlangsung hampir 5-7 minit.....
Time kasih laa pada Nubhan yg sudi call sy yg xseberapa ni.....pada yg memberi nombor ku utk dihubungi pun..tima kasih banyak2....
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-Adios Amigos-
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| Sunday, August 10, 2008 |
Hi...berjumpa kita blk dlm blog ku ini....
nk cite sikit psl apa yg berlaku since last post....seperti yg di beritahu dlm post sebelum ni, my cat, Ina & Ikin dan pun selamat menjalani pembedahan...dan dlm jangka masa 2 hari, mereka dah bleh main2 ngan lasaknye...so kita yg seram sejuk ni...limitkan pergerakan diorg utk 2 minggu supaya kawasan operation tu dh bebetul pulih....
so...nk cite plak ape yg cambest berlaku sepanjang masa ni....1st of all....my wish came through when my fren secara sukarela nk belanja tgk HSM:the Ice Tour....sayangnyyyeeee kt die....
 hadiah plg bermakna yg diberikan oleh seseorg yg amat kusegani....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
ni plak seprais celebration by my bestest buddy....mmg dh byk kali ajak die pi..tapi xpenah plak die nk ikut...tetiba je di nk pi...isk3....thx alot my fren...
Geram tgk org pegang Mic...skang bile pegang, nyanyi lagu enjit2 semut je...dgn penuh perasaan plak tu...bikin malu saja...
 Gile blur...but that's my Buddy since darjah 2 Makan malam + supper ngan Kakak n Adik...
pada hari lahir tu plak....kebetulan ade kenduri tahlil + doa selamat kt kampung blah ayah...xjauh pun...dlm 40min perjalanan....pada masa tu gak....ade laa cousins yg wish.....THANK U VERY MUCH.....
tgk kt frenster,myspace & facebook, ade gak yg wish...so bls je kt phone...akibatnye...kredit tinggal 20sen je...gile tak???hahahhahaha...
Me lepakking wit my cousins....yg sebelah tu pun gile gak kt Leng Chai itu......
sebelum kami sekeluarga bergerak pulang ke rumah..kakak sy tetiba plak bg surprise, ade hadiah utkku ghopenye....mcm tak sangka plak......
 Hadiah dr Family.....xoxo
Walaupun sedey sbb xdpt wish dr org2 yg sgt diingati, tapi at least ade gak mereka yg masih ingat pd hari jadi ku....Terima kasih ku ini kutujukan khas buat Mamaku yg buat kali keduanya xdpt menyambut besday ku kerana urusan kerja, Mel, Kak Izan dgn wish dr phone n FB, As, Kak Sari, Wendy, Remya, Ariff, Jag, Jennifer, Aunty Elaine, Mamapip, Lunna, Nawar, Deana_307,Tirasha, Penggwin, Miesya_nubies, Twinky_star, Atok, dsb..dsb..dsb...bukan tak igt..tapi lupa....
THANK U!!!!
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